It was 11pm on a cool Friday night. My friends were bopping away at the nearest disco and there I was, trying to remove red eye from my auntie's holiday snaps.
Don't get me wrong, I wasn't envious - that disco lark doesn't attract me at all. After all, who wants to pump their body to the sound of Madonna whilst being surrounded by rather tasty looking ladies? Err, certainly not me.
I'd much prefer to program. Or send email. Or remove red eye from an aunt's photo. Grr...
Anyone who has ever tried to manipulate images pixel-by-pixel knows it's no mean feat. One step out of line and the amazingly useful Undo feature comes into play. Two steps and it's about as useful as a surprisingly useless thing with bobbles.
But that's all about to change with the latest novelty program to hit the market. It's called Photo Fantasy and allows me to throw those old shots away - and slip my rather large auntie into an unusually small bikini...